Thinking; I Should Get Paid for This

Were I paid for overthinking and pointless contemplation, I would be the richest man on earth.

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

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shuttheblinds:

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

shuttheblinds:

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

creativityprocess:

FUTURE CAR OF MINE, YES

GENIUS!

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unsaviored:

i love this

Not quite. I always picked Pooh for alcoholism. After all, think about … he says he’s just gonna have “a smackeral” of honey, then nek minnut he’s passed out next to a pile of empty honey pots …
Think about it. Pooh was an alcoholic.

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simpledisneythings:

Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.

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